Tuesday, June 01, 2004
      ( 11:56 PM ) Lili blog found a new home. #

Tuesday, April 27, 2004
      ( 4:23 PM ) Lili  

Friday, November 07, 2003
      ( 9:11 PM ) Lili  
Hal Tse just IM'd me this great joke. It's not for kids, but then most fun things aren't...

Hal Tse (6:06:56 PM): A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken." #

Wednesday, October 22, 2003
      ( 10:46 PM ) Lili  
Oh my Gosh! This movie makes me proud to be a bulider's daughter.

Construction Babes


Saturday, October 18, 2003
      ( 11:34 PM ) Lili  
Products I'd like to see...

Raid People Killer. Kills Assholes Dead!

Until then, I just have to put up with them. #

Wednesday, October 08, 2003
      ( 10:33 PM ) Lili  
First sign of the apocalypse...

I am beginning to regret this move to Los Angeles. Could someone please explain to me how Arnold got elected? What are they thinking? And now there is talk about amending the constitution so he could run for president. Um...he hasn't served a day as The Gubernator yet. I hope I am wrong, but I fear the next few years of Reaganomics that will be thrust upon us.


Wednesday, October 01, 2003
      ( 3:36 PM ) Lili  
I haven't posted in forever but, this is where I will be next weekend and if you have time you should stop by...

The hottest ticket since Man invented the Spectacle!--So intimate! So revealing! So Hurry Up Already! VIP tickets to Tease-O-Rama 2003 are almost gone! Don't miss out on your chance to see this once in a lifetime cavalcade of entertainment in true style--as one of the Swells! Don't delay--get yours today.

VIP ticket includes: Entry Friday and Saturday night at the Henry Fonda Theater, Entry to the VIP Terrace including LIVE entertainment by Thickspearment of CASINO ROYALE, DJ Senor Amor, DJ Sue, DJ Rev Dan... FREE entry to ALL daytime convention stuff (first come first serve) and a discount rate for Sunday Night Movie Blow-Out!! Whew!

Go to: to order YOUR VIP tickets NOW!
*Note: The Henry Fonda Theater has limited seating on the main floor.
Seating is first come first serve.

Caution: Not for adults with high blood pressure or low boiling points!

Alison Fensterstock, Baby Doe and Liftoff! are proud to present...
Tease-O-Rama 2003 -A sultry, sizzlin' convention of burlesque and dance!

Welcome to the wild, wonderful world of Tease-O-Rama - America's only weekend-long convention dedicated to the foxy, fabulous and all-round over-the-top world of burlesque! Two days and three nights of wild and wicked burlesque mania and go-go action! Witness the on stage antics of the most bodacious burlesque bombshells and the most far-out go-go girls Planet Earth has to offer! We have searched far and wide-from the sultry bayous of New Orleans to the mean streets of New York City to the anything-goes cabarets of the United Kingdom and back to the good old San Francisco Bay to bring you the most talented, tantalizing, tease-o-licious ladies performing burlesque today! Not to mention a star-studded cast of the best vaudevillians, comedians, world-class DJs, bands, entertainers and other weird and wonderful acts walking the stages of the world today!

During each day of Tease-O-Rama, you'll be edified and informed in the classiest classes taught by the sexiest schoolmarms as the educated ecdysiasts lead workshops on everything from go-go aerobics to pasty-making. During each night, you'll thrill to the spectacle of a thrilling, chilling, unique and astonishing array of dancers, musicians, comedians and DJ's from all over the world! You'll even meet the shining stars of yesteryear live and in the flesh-and boy, what flesh, because these ladies have still got it! Don't miss your favorite act! Each night of Tease-O-Rama is totally unique!!

Who is Performing at Tease-O-Rama?

The Indomitable Dixie Evans, former "Marilyn Monroe Girl" and
proprietor of the Exotic World
Burlesque Museum!
The Glamorous Dita von Teese
The Incredible Catherine D'Lish
The World Famous Pontani Sisters

Gyna Rose Jewel
Isis Starr
Satan's Angel

Tease-O-Rama 2003 is proud to announce our MC for 2003, Miss Kitten
on the Keys!

The Devil-Ettes (San Francisco)
The Wau Wau Sisters (New York City)
Kaplans World Famous Burlesque (New York City)
The Lollies (San Francisco)
The Gun Street Girls (Portland/Seattle)
Hot Pink Feathers (San Francisco)
Dane's Dames (San Francisco)
Burlesque As It Was (Denver)
Buxotica Burlesque the Girls of La Lucha Voom (Los Angeles)
The Fishnet Floozys (Los Angeles)
Oracle Dance (Denver)
The Original Fat Bottom Revue (San Francisco)
The Lavender Cabaret (Chicago)
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang (San Francisco)
Harlem Shake (Oakland)
Burlesque-O-Rama (Los Angeles)
Thru the Keyhole (Boston)

Kitten deVille (Los Angeles)
Dirty Martini (New York City)
The World Famous *BOB* (New York City)
Stella Starr from Va Va Va Voom (Brighton, UK)
Harvest Moon (New York City)
Kitty Diggins (LA/NYC)
Bonnie Dunn (New York City)
Jo Boobs (New York City)
Ginger Goldmine (Los Angeles)
Candy Whiplash (New Orleans)
Erochica Bamboo (Japan) - Miss Exotic World 2003
Amber Ray (New York City)
Lola The Vamp (Australia)
Indigo Blue (Seattle)
Kellita (San Francisco)
Trixie Little (Boston)
Eva von Slut (San Francisco)
Ana Bon Bon (Canada)
Racie Gunzales (Los Angeles)
Manuella (Los Angeles)
Miss Satanica Szandor (Los Angeles)
Miss Delirium Tremens (New York City)
Roky Roulette (San Francisco)
Mimi Lemeaux (San Diego)

The Sophisticats featuring the Sophistikittens featuring Plas Johnson
(New Orleans)
San Francisco Burlesque Orchestra featuring Mad V.Dog (San Francisco)
Fisherman's Original Famous Burlesque (New York City)
Devotchka (Denver)
Baggy Pants Comedy (Los Angeles)
Tease-O-Rama 2003 Guest Cardgirls include C├ęcilia (Paris, France),
Miss Charlotte La Belle (Los Angeles), and Sparkly Devil (Detroit)
Burlesque Costumes Fashion Parade
Devil Doll (Los Angeles)

Friday October 10th and Saturday October 11th
The Henry Fonda Music Box Theater
6126 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, California

This show WILL SELL OUT! Tickets may be purchased online with a
credit card through Ticket Web.
(Sorry, kids, you must be 18 or older for this show!)

We offer the following ticket options:

VIP PASS - $100
Available only on! This is the best deal if you want
to take in all the nighttime showcase, daytime convention activities, and schmooze with
the performers of Tease-O-Rama 2003 in the exclusive VIP area at the Henry Fonda
Theater.* You also get a discounted rate for the Sunday Closing Party. There are only a
limited number of VIP Passes available so get 'em while you can! These tickets will be waiting fo r you at Will Call. Online purchased will be charged an additional $3.50 per ticket for shipping and handling.

your VIP Passes at BRAT.
Open 12 to 6 Everyday
1938 14th Street Santa Monica, CA 90405
Phone: 310-452-2480

*Note: The Henry Fonda Theater has limited seating on the main floor.
Seating is first come first serve.


Tease-O-Rama 2003 Closing Party and Movie Night featuring the world premiere of Broad Daylight and Director Cut of Velvet Hammer documentary!!
The Silent Movie Theatre
611 North Fairfax Avenue, Hollywood, California
(one-half block south of Melrose Avenue)
$15 in advance, $13 with VIP or Performer wristband
Advance tickets on sale now until Wednesday October 8th

Daytime Convention Activities
Saturday October 11th at Henry Fonda Music Box Theater: 12:00 - 5:00pm
Sunday October 12th at The Silent Movie Theatre: 12:00 - 5:00pm
Check our Activities page for a complete listing of daytime convention activities including times and prices.
* Note: Daytime convention activities are on a first come first serve basis - sorry no advance tickets will be on sale for these activities.

Le Fine Print: All tickets are all non-refundable. Promoters are not responsible for cancellation of any of said acts. All ticket purchases are final. No refunds or exchanges. 18 years and older only. Thank you.



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